cats are the best surgeons
srsly tho they are

srsly someone come over and kiss me or something

Jul 22 +0

“And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.”

"Why Don’t the Unemployed Get Off Their Couches?" and Eight Other Critical Questions for Americans

(via seriouslyamerica)

Jul 22 +19276

ruinedchildhood:

this episode messed my life up

Jul 22 +20919
same 

dicappuccino:

i wish i could just have a crush on a boy without having to worry about how shitty he probably is

Jul 22 +20723

b8in4satan:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YES

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

i think my cats did something to my hair??

Jul 21 +2

seraphica:

The Shelter Pet Project [via]

Jul 20 +65791